Hallie-The-Pirate's No-Fail Method For Getting *BIG* Food Booty

 This method works especially well when it's your human's fault and
they have done something like clip your toenail too close
(boy! that gets them every time!)

Wait to be sure your human is looking at you...




Then put on your very best and most pitiful face....



followed by a very big sigh that threatens you may die any minute now...



And just when your human thinks you are surely dead...


Slowly get up as if in great pain and hobble to the food room (maintaining
full pathetic mode... remember, you are close to death and if your leg looks broken,
that's even better)...



and plant your tail right in front of the huge cold food box
with your boo boo prominently displayed as humans can be frustratingly dense at times.

Humans will always jump at the chance to make amends with mega food booty.

I guarantee it.

Signed,

Halloran (aka Hallie) The Pirate.


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